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Soldier Demotivational Poster


BRAVERY - Don't ever question the bravery of a soldier


TAGS: soldier fugly bride
Rating: 4.34/5

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Brokor - February 1, 2013, 2:49 pm
It's not his bravery I would question, only his eyesight.
nextera686 - February 10, 2012, 6:28 pm
Super funny if said "solider" was acctually in the millitary. He is an ROTC caddet. you can tell by the circle rank and ROTC pins on his lappel. Just sayin
pcat - February 10, 2012, 6:14 pm
just your average military spouse.....should post this to militarylulz aslo
Demo33 - June 14, 2011, 5:33 pm
The medal on the right is for losing his eyesight in the line of battle, the one on the left is for fulfilling his duty of 'cannon fodder',


MOVIE NIGHT IN IRAQ -


TAGS: us soldiers national anthem
Rating: 4.66/5

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opsCOASTIE - October 30, 2011, 3:33 pm
Airman, this gave me chills, this happend to me at an event in D.C. honoring a fallen Shipmate, the entire platoon hummed the ***s because the recording was not working.
Sean - April 9, 2011, 3:02 pm
I'm not very patriotic by their standards. I'd a probably started singing the first time, if only to get it over with. But then again, that just means that Superman 3 would be inflicted on me that much sooner.
Cloudchaser - April 9, 2011, 1:54 am
Sounds like a typical urban legend, but according to truthorfiction.com, this actually happened
WTFO - April 9, 2011, 12:15 am
No surprise here. I'm humbled to serve with great folks every day. The people I work with truly represent the best in all of us.
deerbag - April 8, 2011, 8:04 pm
I wish I had the power to keep the pay flowing while our government is shut down.
TheOne - April 8, 2011, 5:46 pm
Awesome.
quetz - April 8, 2011, 2:29 pm
I served in the Marines, back in the 90's there arent enough ppl anymore reminding us what these soldiers, go through and STILL have discipline and bearing!
NotoriousGIL - April 8, 2011, 2:00 pm
I'm a medic on the Baghdad Embassy compound and while I am sure the military personnel here would do the same, I'm not so sure of all the people that work here...Excellent post Airman!
MilDoc - April 8, 2011, 12:58 pm
Very nice, Airman! 5 crisp salutes!


INFANTRY - Always Improvise, Adapt and Overcome...!!!


TAGS: army war infantry soldier iraq afghanistan warrior combat
Rating: 3.73/5

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:44 pm
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome is US Marine Corps, actally, not infantry. funny though
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 7:15 pm
I love this, just made me laugh over and over.


FLAMETHROWER -


TAGS: fire soldier war george carlin
Rating: 4.98/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:34 am
"That's nice, but where do you put the bayonet?" --Gen. Lewis Burwell Puller, USMC, upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time.
ub3rchief - February 18, 2012, 8:16 pm
Truly one of the funniest people to have ever lived... and a very true statement XD


CORPSMAN UP... -


TAGS: corpsman navy soldier hero
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

raiben - October 18, 2010, 7:25 pm
Good job, i know the job too well, its mine.


BROTHERS IN ARMS - I'd carry you through the flames of hell, my flesh burned to the bone, Through places where the demons dwell, you'll never be alone. We are brothers, now and always.


TAGS: war hell soldiers brothers always
Rating: 4.61/5

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pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:31 pm
It censors two 'T's? Huh?
pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:30 pm
b***on that lip, soldier!
falloutghoul - May 31, 2012, 6:56 pm
HOO'AH!
pickleviper - May 29, 2012, 4:12 pm
Thank you.
Rick69 - May 29, 2012, 3:05 pm
Very nice message... One which I would share to my brethrens...
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:53 pm
No soldiers were harmed in this pic. It was taken during a training exercise.


BELIEVE IT OR NOT - but there is a thin line between bravery & stupidity.




EMOTIONAL TURMOIL - The only thing you should feel when shooting terrorists is recoil.


TAGS: army soldier sniper terrorist gun rifle scope
Rating: 3.5/5

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rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:42 pm

proof needed that it really is you...and if it is you, thank you for serving
curraheemp - March 30, 2010, 9:39 pm
this picture is actually taken of me when i was in the army in iraq in 2006 i never killed anyone that didnt desrve it im also 80% disabled for fighting in iraq and afghanistan so im glad u sit there and run your mouth because your paying me
grumpydog31 - November 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
skunkrider(i mean ***klicker),grow a pair of balls and thank a soldier for giving you the freedom to say bull**** like that.we risk all to give you that right.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 9:23 pm
Yeah, but it still makes for a good act. Waka! Waka! Waka! *crickets*
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 9:19 pm
Good on ya, Bart. You're definitely a stand-up guy (that's different than a stand-up comedian).
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:00 pm
reproach. I know too many servicemen to let that **** fly.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:59 pm
I hate people like that. It's not a matter of politics; we should all feel empathy and TRY to understand what these guys are going through. If ****heads must hate, they should hate the mission...the men, with their commitment and bravery, are beyond
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:56 pm
BTW, this is an old poster that has been in my office for about a year now. What strikes me is how young that soldier is. Looks barely old enough to shave, yet is braver than most men twice his age. I hope he stays safe.
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:54 pm
Bart, I don't expect someone like that to respect anything or anyone. I'll settle for silence.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:46 pm
are going through HELL. The LEAST they have earned is the respect of a lowly a**hole like you. Have a nice f***ing day!
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:45 pm
Did this m**********r (also known as skunkdiver) just say he wishes PTSD on the soldiers? He wishes for them to go through that pain? I don't give two ****s if you support the war or not, you NEVER disparage a soldier. These guys have left there homes and
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:28 pm
Clarification...skunkrider is the dh
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:27 pm
What WTFO & LD said...man what a ***khead!
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:23 pm
SR, your disgusting opinions and hatred for those who risk their lives to defend freedom show that you are the lowest form of life around. Right there with Maj Hasan. That is all.
LogicDude - November 13, 2009, 2:17 pm
I can only hope you have a beard!
skunkrider - November 13, 2009, 3:18 am
Yeah, as if US soldiers were actually killing terrorists and not just random beardy men with families. Wishing you a nice psychosis and absolutely no Vet-support when coming home! :)


Unknown Englsih Soldier -


TAGS: war respect good soldiers hammy
Rating: 4.92/5

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Hawamleh - September 13, 2015, 5:24 pm
Nobody said anything washed blood off of anyone's fingers or hands or appendages in general.
Aurielius - September 1, 2015, 7:04 pm
One moral German doesn't wash the blood off their hands.
Greybeard - May 26, 2014, 4:15 am
Stunning. 5L & favorited.
Reality Lord - June 19, 2013, 4:48 pm

wow
lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 12:43 am

5LLLLLs and faved~


THE MARINES - Saving kittens since 1775




FREEDOM - "For those that will fight for it... FREEDOM...has a flavor the protected shall never know"




ITS DEAD NOW.... -


TAGS: military soldier funnyarmy
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

CaptainBaked - June 12, 2011, 12:12 pm
Yeehah! Who's hungry?
MPsniper - June 12, 2011, 7:51 am
heck, bring me another belt....its still *twitchin'*
Verdeckt - June 11, 2011, 9:38 pm
Fire, for those occasions when double *** fails..


MEMORIAL DAY - While you're enjoying your long weekend eating your grilled steaks, burgers, and hot dogs, don't forget how you received that gift of freedom!


TAGS: happy memorial day to all my soldiers sailors airmen and marines
Rating: 3.21/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:18 pm
Oh YES, if my country's military hadn't been on a neverending campaign to kill brown people the world over for the last 70 years, I definitely wouldn't be able to eat h** dogs today, the brown people would be swarming my bbq with suicide bombers.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:54 am
Hey skog, that's a very good point. We are not the only ones. But you need to understand that this poster was made on Memorial day. I'm not going to explain 'cause it should be self explanatory.
Skog - August 28, 2009, 8:44 am
Its not like the US is the only giver of freedom. (much respect for those good people who died fighting for a good cause)
Hagg - June 29, 2009, 7:54 pm
True freedom, as far as I'm concerned, is being dead, free from the bonds of mortality. a**uming there is no afterlife, then you don't even know you're dead, meaning you aren't in a mind, meaning you're free...if ya catch mah drift!


THE FRENCH ARMY - Even their toys lose


TAGS: toy soldier french lose
Rating: 4.23/5

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twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 12:10 pm
C'est magnifique! Je vous donne cinq lions!
forseti - June 21, 2011, 4:23 pm
funny as 'ell! cinq lions


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TAGS: archery fail harder soldier moron
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:20 pm
It's the bow that bite5 back.
arcticfalcon662 - March 13, 2013, 12:11 pm
Clearly this guy got bored out on ops!!! :-)


S.A.W GUNNERS - Like flowers too ….


TAGS: army soldier machinegun
Rating: 4.29/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 11:27 pm
don't be daft... The one you're talking about was replaced by the M240, which is what the SAW gunners all kinda wish they had.
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:51 pm
I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:51 pm
I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.


DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!


TAGS: air force army coast guard marine navy soldier sailor airman service veteran patriot bravery honor courage
Rating: 3.98/5

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redpoetnight - June 19, 2014, 3:23 pm
CG here - You're welcome, and thanks for standing by us.
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:35 am
You're welcome
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:32 pm
All the best to all our veterans; Canadian, American and our allies. Thank you all.


COURAGE - Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear. ~Ambrose Redmoon




REALITY CHECK, WHAT FREEDOM MEANS -


TAGS: freedom reality soldier war thanks
Rating: 4.44/5

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pricksoldier - September 20, 2011, 10:12 pm
that would be an original, unfortunately, just a few days later my unit lost one of its own over here.
Reality Lord - September 17, 2011, 1:52 pm

well done. is the text original...did you write it?


BATTLE BUDDY - A Battle Buddy is intended not just for company. A Battle Buddy can save his fellow soldier's life by noticing negative thoughts, and intervening to provide help... and maybe some puppy breath kisses.


TAGS: puppy soldier oz
Rating: 4.59/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 11:41 pm
Good Stuff! 5L


TRUST - Know where to place yours.


TAGS: army trust military protect soldier
Rating: 4.84/5

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spcdylan - June 11, 2012, 8:49 am
Those are just local kids... ya they try to steal our grenades and stuff but they are also great people... those kids have more sence than 99% of all the adults blowing theirselves up for nothing...
holymoly - June 6, 2012, 2:50 pm
powerful picture Jenna. Nice
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:13 pm
Makingplans, I think that is actually an extremely good point!
makingplans4nigel - June 4, 2012, 3:12 pm
Not to nit pick but wouldn't an american solider be the enemies primary target?
Ragnar - June 4, 2012, 2:21 pm
no words for comment, just respect for payment.


MILITARY SNIPERS -


TAGS: soldiers military sniper 50 bmg rifle
Rating: 3.94/5

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batman93 - November 17, 2013, 6:41 am
Actually, the EGA on his cover is what implies that he'll hit his target.
GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 8:00 pm
That's implying he actually hits his target...


WAITING - If there is no beer in this drop I might have to shoot someone.


TAGS: beer soldier military australian
Rating: 4.76/5

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50cal - January 24, 2011, 10:08 am
I use to love getting the fresh "water" bottle care packages from some fine supporters....


HIDE AND SEEK - You lose, Fräulein.


TAGS: wwii soldiers nazi german women ra**
Rating: 2.65/5

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MO - August 18, 2009, 7:00 pm
Well LD, I'm guessing.... 'cause NOBODY'S seen the slippery lil' bastard!! But I am glad that someone saw that comment.....
LogicDude - August 18, 2009, 1:55 pm
MO FTW!!! Why didn't they show how tall he is?
MO - August 17, 2009, 9:22 pm
Psst, hey toots! You seen Kyle? Any of you? no? d***!
Lena - August 17, 2009, 9:09 pm
Nazi bastards... ugh...
Jmac0585 - July 1, 2009, 9:53 am
Thank you, Sir!
Plug In Baby - June 30, 2009, 11:36 pm
I usually only comment on ones that I give a 1 or a 5 to, you sir, have received the latter. I love it.


FACT OF THE MATTER - There is no paradise, without sacrifice




MISSION - When the cause is more important than anything else.


TAGS: rescue india soldiers army military
Rating: 4.63/5

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motifayk - February 6, 2013, 8:37 am
Anyway every country has an army ready to sacrifice itself for the nation's cause . It doesn't matter which army they are all great soldiers.
motifayk - February 6, 2013, 8:36 am
NO pratham, this is the Chinese PLArmy during the Chinese floods 2010. Many rumor mills circulated this as Indian army. http://blogs.youknowwho.in/2011/11/06/indian-army-human-bridge/ See the youtube link there.
pratham - December 30, 2011, 4:01 pm
This ph**o was taken in sikkim, India during rescue of Earthquake victims in september 2011.


MEMORIAL DAY -


TAGS: airman seaman soldier troop grunt respect veteran
Rating: 4.74/5

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5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 3:13 pm
This is great! 5L
Debkins - November 10, 2010, 7:55 am
Wow! Sad but true. Thank you for creating
lesterinside - June 4, 2010, 5:18 am
That's sad. Nice Aggy
TheGrayFox - June 2, 2010, 10:41 am
This is so great i will comment again.
Airman - June 1, 2010, 4:18 pm
just thought asbout that.. the poster doesn't fall a bit short.. the term Well Done does.. how about Amsome.. that's better
Airman - June 1, 2010, 3:57 pm
well done falls a bit short
Mongo - June 1, 2010, 9:09 am
Like this....would like to think he's just camping.
PhxDebbie - June 1, 2010, 9:00 am
This is awesome 5L!!
wampyre - June 1, 2010, 8:18 am
FIVE UBER MUFASAS ! ! ! You are a witty one and i shall stand with you.
forseti - June 1, 2010, 3:34 am
i saw much more war crimes during war than after. Anyway: If any country in the world forces people to fight, it's the godd*** duty to take care for these people after such inhuman torture. may mankind learn from mistakes! 5 dovish lions
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:41 pm
I'm glad that this hit people in the same place that it came from in me. I know too many who are in poor positions. The only war crimes I see are after war. God bless all who serve... whoever your God may be.
LoveForLife - May 31, 2010, 8:03 pm
And, our men and women (some still babies) STILL go to war and still enlist!! That shows the true beauty of mankind. Our hope and faith and dedication never dies! And, our country should be ashamed!!
Bob D. Sailor - May 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
This poster is like a bullet to the heart. It hits home everytime.
Sean - May 31, 2010, 2:29 pm
Great. I would have said that sooner but I have had login problems -- though when I put it like that, it sounds kinda nasty.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:58 am
In the best possible sense.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:57 am
Monster.
TheGrayFox - May 31, 2010, 7:22 am
sweet man! 5 pissed lions.
Cubbybear - May 31, 2010, 1:00 am
A shack by the river...how did it come to this? 5 angry lions
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 30, 2010, 11:43 pm
Excellent job bro...this is why we need a 6L option
Timmah - May 30, 2010, 11:43 pm
I love it. I have 4 relatives who were vietnam vets and one who was in korea. I'm enlisted myself, shipping off in a little over a month. Now that I've given you my life story, lets give this poster a 5!
rerun - May 30, 2010, 10:26 pm

perfection
gil - May 30, 2010, 1:35 pm
I have forwarded this to my father and father-in-law, who are both Vietnam Vets. They will appreciate this more than I can. Just Excellent.
Krissie - May 30, 2010, 11:09 am
I've seen plenty posters here, in magazines...but NOTHING like this for remembering our veterans, that are home, but yet NOT "home". 5L's.
mongobonecrusher - May 30, 2010, 1:51 am
that vet lives just down the way from me in the field. my sister has left food for him
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:48 am
Well done. Too true.


US ARMY - "For thou hast been a shelter for me, and a strong tower from the enemy" Psalm 61:3




SLAP CHOP - The only honorable way to obtain a "Clearance B Keycard".




THIS FATHERS DAY -


TAGS: dead soldier father letter
Rating: 4.72/5

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maoworks2 - April 9, 2014, 2:08 pm
You Got That Right 5 Never Forget L's.
GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 8:23 pm
Woah woah woah, I didn't come here to read a novel!
Coombsy007 - January 17, 2012, 9:08 pm
Jesus man I'm sitting at my computer crying. I only wish I had mine still around 5L


BRAVERY -




THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP - is soldiers in your cup.


TAGS: toy soldiers cup
Rating: 4.47/5

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Oldsod - March 7, 2015, 6:14 pm
Oh, my...I love a good pun. I'd give it 50L, if I could.
Isobar - October 21, 2012, 7:29 pm
I thought that's what the commercial said, too - until I changed the batteries in my hearing aid!
Bolverk3778 - October 5, 2012, 6:37 am
And Worst part of Waking up is finding the dead mouse in your slipper, courtesy of the house cat, which you have just squashed flat by standing on it!!


CHARACTER - "WAR IS FOR THE PARTICIPANTS A TEST OF CHARACTER; IT MAKES BAD MEN WORSE AND GOOD MEN BETTER." -Colonel Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain


TAGS: war soldiers character military
Rating: 4.88/5

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bigdaddywv - August 12, 2011, 11:07 am
Thank you all for you consideration. This is only my second submission ever, and my first "serious" one. I was inspired after finding some ph**os of my grandfather and great-grandfather, who served in WWII and WW1, respectively.
GySgt1811 - August 11, 2011, 6:23 pm
Yes.


SACRIFICE -


TAGS: sacrifice precious save soldier wound
Rating: 4.69/5

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Nissta - March 7, 2012, 6:43 pm
He will be remembered just like those whose graves have been destroyed in Libya will be remembered, as a Brother In Arms. From a former solider now bent on trying peace for a living. I just wish for them all to be home and safe with those they love......
zombie2093 - March 6, 2012, 9:53 pm
VOTE RON PAUL DON'T SACRAFICE THE NATION TO SOCIALISM OR FACISM CHOOSE LIFE, LIBERTY, THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS AND RON PAUL 2012!!
lgvernon - March 5, 2012, 6:54 pm

No worries at all on that count, Rick! God bless the Hockenberry family for releasing this ph**o for publication. Thanks, too, motinet, for checking on this. Didn't mean to cause a tempest. Just protective of heroes and their families.Thanks again~~LG
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 5, 2012, 4:40 pm
good on you for the due diligence Mr.M.
motinet - March 5, 2012, 3:31 pm

I looked up the ph**o and it was released by the Hockenberry family to be published in the media.
Rick69 - March 5, 2012, 2:55 pm
Lgvernon I really deeply apologise if I have hurt your feelings & you must understand I did not intend any harm either. However this is K. Hockenberry 19 who lost both legs & left arm in improvised explosive June 2011. I wish him to be remembered forever.
lgvernon - March 5, 2012, 11:39 am

I thought that, too, and I hope it is.
lgvernon - March 5, 2012, 11:38 am

I wonder if that sentiment would be solace enough if this man's child or wife, sister, mother or dad came across this ph**o in his or her email one day? I doubt it. The last thing this man and others like him want would be for anyone to see him like this.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 5, 2012, 1:33 am
Am I the only one thinking that this is a staged pic?
CloudchaserS - March 5, 2012, 12:39 am
I respect how you feel and I see why you would feel that way, but I think that ph**os like this help keep us from forgetting how terrible war is.
lgvernon - March 4, 2012, 9:08 pm

My husband went away to war and thankfully came home. This epitomizes my most horrible daily fear: that I would see him on the news or in a ph**o like this for the very last time. Please consider taking this down.


WAR TRUTH #1 - "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You win it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." --Gen Patton


TAGS: military america usa soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.43/5

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Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 10:12 pm
One of the many, many reasons my father, a US Army General, and I absolutely LOVE General Patton. He was the BEST!
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 10:40 am
Someone please get a hold of some Patton DNA and clone that ****. Clone the hell out of that ****. Make a godd*** army. Jango Fett style. Please?
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 7:59 pm
Hector, that happens the moment politicians get involved with war.
Hector - June 16, 2009, 11:26 am
War truth #1. "The first casualty of war is the truth."
Mauser98k - March 22, 2009, 6:06 pm
Patton. Was. GOD.


SHORE LEAVE - Cause even Uncle Sam didn't want you to miss this.


TAGS: military soldier army
Rating: 4.66/5

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ICEMAN - November 19, 2011, 2:29 am
This deserves nothing but a 5L.
DevilPup - September 8, 2011, 8:56 pm
He's actually an Airman,but its adorable none the less
DarthMalicious - March 15, 2011, 12:10 pm
Nice. Thats all I can say.


WELCOME HOME - Job well done soldier, job well done.




CLOSE CALLS - There are few other moments in life where you are completely justified in crapping your pants.


TAGS: military soldier oz
Rating: 4.46/5

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TehOz - April 13, 2011, 7:19 pm
Exactly!
boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:33 pm
I think he pissed himself, but then again, who wouldn't?


STAR WARS - Someone's been watching a little too much Empire Strikes Back




BLESSED - Are the peacemakers, for they will be called the sons of God. -Matt. 5:9


TAGS: us soldier peacemaker
Rating: 3.67/5

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BuZZbomb - December 12, 2009, 8:08 am
Did he just say 'Blessed are the Cheesemakers'? Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers?


I HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER - YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID


TAGS: gi joe rocket launcher soldier army
Rating: 1.74/5

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JesusWept - January 22, 2013, 4:20 pm
LMFAO@BrokenEye
BrokenEye - August 18, 2010, 12:18 am
You're plastic. My argument is still valid.


YOUUUUUUUUU - Soulja Boy In Da House


TAGS: soulja boy you soldier boy crank dat noobs epic
Rating: 1.31/5

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Surri - December 30, 2008, 11:52 pm
Epic Woman Appears!
psychohistorian - November 23, 2008, 10:55 pm
Holy ****, it's Tarja!


WAR IS NEVER WORTH IT -


TAGS: war dead soldier marine sad
Rating: 4.21/5

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Hawamleh - August 28, 2014, 1:06 am
Willy hears him Willy just don't care
Airman - August 25, 2014, 9:43 pm
you are commenting on a comments made in 2010.. not sure you're reaching an audience
subzerowins - August 25, 2014, 7:39 pm
all of you talking about pie pac-man and other bs are disrespectful a-holes who need to look at a poster before they comment the picture is a daughter reaching for her dad who died for the GREAT USA
pzykosiz - August 4, 2010, 6:59 pm
the pacman part is easy. there's only about a million versions of it on the internet
Chompers - August 4, 2010, 5:51 pm
Guinness Clowns? Sounds Amsome to me
Hawamleh - August 4, 2010, 5:27 pm
Ever Since Iv Come Here, I Have Decided that before i die I Must, try bacon pie.. guiness clowns and anime. oh and gummy bears, and actually play pac-man.
Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 5:23 pm
Now that is some sad truth right there hammy
Hawamleh - August 4, 2010, 5:21 pm
I'v Never Had Pie...
TheMotiMilitia - August 4, 2010, 4:58 pm
Key lime pie Hammy.
Hawamleh - August 4, 2010, 4:46 pm
hate to sound retarded... Whats Key-Lime?
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:11 am
LOL! Key Lime? I can't ban Key Lime!
TheTrashHeap - August 3, 2010, 10:13 pm
?
TheTrashHeap - August 3, 2010, 10:13 pm
Key-Lime
agdaniele - August 3, 2010, 3:55 pm
This discussion ends right now. The next user to further the issue will be banned.
Hawamleh - August 3, 2010, 2:37 pm
I'm Sorry TOC But this Guys Wants to censor The Internets...
TheTrashHeap - August 3, 2010, 1:13 pm
Blueberry!
thatonechick - August 3, 2010, 12:06 pm
Blah blah blah, let us agree to disagree, and pecan pie, m**********rs. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, or take it to PMs.
Hawamleh - August 3, 2010, 10:28 am
And Barwick, Iv been living in a warzone for 16 years now, i walk around with a gun even though im a minor, you my friend would be on your way to the morgue...
Hawamleh - August 3, 2010, 10:28 am
It May Imply that It War Is Not Worth That Little Girl Losing A Father, I Just Meant It As you Never know When You go, So Love More And Whatnot. .
Wraith11B - August 3, 2010, 7:49 am
Hawamleh, how can you say that this is not about war when the tag is "war is never worth it"?
agdaniele - August 3, 2010, 12:01 am
May I take a guess as to who is going where, or should I keep it a secret?
pzykosiz - August 2, 2010, 11:51 pm
dude, you have got no life at all.
barwick11 - August 2, 2010, 11:46 pm
WTF? If whoever made this was standing in front of me right now, one of us is going for a ride in an ambulance, and the other in a cop car. You guess who goes where...
Hawamleh - August 2, 2010, 10:18 pm
This Is Not About About War, this is about urging you to enjoy each and every moment of your life, the subject of war should not be opened everytime we see a dead soldier, remember his life not the reason for his death.
pzykosiz - August 2, 2010, 7:38 pm
this does bring a very strong message. war is never the best way to solve things. the cost of lives and the lives that they affect is far too great
Bartimaeus - August 2, 2010, 6:25 pm
It's not a question of whether or not wars have to be fought. It's a question of not wanting war, and understanding the price of engagement. Each individual life lost has meaning, and you can't forget that. Men are not just a means to an end. It's why I 5
Sean - August 2, 2010, 1:43 pm
WAR Once in a while, it's worth it. Time for your Apocalypse, Now.
TheTrashHeap - August 2, 2010, 11:09 am
Shouldn't YOU be on politifake?
Ed-Hyde - August 2, 2010, 8:09 am
How the hell can you be 11B and still think this is somehow political? Obviously don't make infantry like they used to.
Bartimaeus - August 2, 2010, 2:30 am
With all due respect, Mr. Wraith, go f*** yourself. Violence may be the only permanent way of ending anything, but it takes a tole on everything. And if you don't see the moral implications of entering combat, you're not fit to fight or to be fought for.
Wraith11B - August 2, 2010, 2:13 am
Aside from ending Nazism, Fascism, Totalitarianism, and Imperialism... War has never solved anything. Shouldn't this be on PolitiFake?


IMPROVISATION - it happens when your orders are "by any means necessary".




TOUGH GUYS -


TAGS: iwo jima neener salutes the soldiers
Rating: 4.68/5

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IllicoPresto - October 21, 2010, 2:16 pm
I'll show you tough! I once had a rejected Motifake and went on about my business. (Well, maybe a tear or two, but that was it.)
okami - October 21, 2010, 12:05 am
mah bros. . .
boeweizer - October 20, 2010, 9:39 pm
nope


WAR -


TAGS: weapons soldiers patton
Rating: 4.4/5

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Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:43 pm
Except the winners!
forseti - July 16, 2011, 9:12 am
No one wins IMO...


LIBYAN REBEL - Launcher, toy AK, cuffs, grenade, medals, knife, weird hat, more medals – I’m ready to rock ….




AMERICAN MILITARY STRATEGY -


TAGS: john wayne horse soldiers sands of iwo jima green berets yellow ribbon
Rating: 4.73/5

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Sean - May 16, 2010, 12:41 am
John Wayne in the military for real? Not if he could help it. And he did.
ICEMAN - May 16, 2010, 12:14 am
Works for me Pilgrim. 5L


IS THIS TEAR... - for a friend, a brother, or a stranger? Who knows? Thousands more will be shed, though, by other brave men. That is for certain.


TAGS: soldier tear
Rating: 4.7/5

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pickleviper - June 1, 2012, 4:06 am
Well inspector, if what you say is right I picked the wrong picture, but I'm glad if it means that that is a tear of happiness, and one less tear of despair.
SandRunor - June 1, 2012, 2:50 am
Uh no. With a Desert Camo old Kevlar? He was crying about his friend dying fool.
TheSanityInspector - May 31, 2012, 9:55 pm
I remember this ph**o. It was a soldier shedding a tear of joy in 2008, on hearing that Barack Obama had been elected President.


VIGILANCE -




EYES - ON TARGET Although the recent budget cuts have taken their toll on training..


TAGS: eyes soldier
Rating: 4/5

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Sidereal - January 26, 2010, 8:23 am
The best of the best of the best... of the rest


THE US ARMY - Soldier 1: Look through the window and tell me if any enemies are coming! Solder 2: Um... I don't see any.


TAGS: soldier fail sniper army
Rating: 3.63/5

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djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 11:05 am
I saw this pic while creating my military series, and am glad I didn't use it. Funny stuff... :) Talk about ingenuity. I wonder how many hits that decoy took?


Casualties Of War -




PEACEFUL WARRIOR -


TAGS: peace war military soldier warrior
Rating: 4.94/5

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Greybeard - August 31, 2012, 10:20 pm
Thank you.
BoneCD - August 31, 2012, 8:19 pm
I second that ReRun....5L
rerun - August 31, 2012, 8:07 pm

WOW x 5


Redhead Soldiers -


TAGS: redhead soldier
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 18, 2013, 1:30 pm
Any female 5oldier for that matter. Women are sadistic (because most men drive them to that). Make them a soldier, and woooo, boy! Your war is won.


LOST -


TAGS: tears of a soldier
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 10:18 pm
HEY!
Sean - March 12, 2010, 10:17 pm
Yeah, unless you're Gary Glitter ....
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 10:01 pm
We can't judge; We... weren't... there. Man.
Sean - March 12, 2010, 9:57 pm
Hey don't I know it. In the Nam, I lost my virginity. Oh wait, that was Thailand ... and it was in the mid eighties.
ICEMAN - March 12, 2010, 6:16 pm
Well done Grim.


PATRIOTIC SOVEREIGNTY -




MINES -




FREEDOM - Brought to you by the United States military and the C.I.A.


TAGS: military america usa arlington soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.31/5

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WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:56 pm
Thank you, FS.
faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:49 am
Great poster WTFO.
WTFO - May 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Be a man! Pluck that last little bastard.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 11:42 pm
Anyone else notice how no matter how much you trim your nosehair. There's always one little bugger that drives you crazy....maybe it's just me.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:39 pm
Hey Stupid...Funny, glad to see you figured out how to use the Copy and Paste functions of your computer. May I suggest you find another of my posters titled "Self-Appointed "funny" police. If you don't like my posters....SUCK IT!
Mark - May 6, 2009, 2:23 pm
Yes it is.
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 2:21 pm
Motifake is not your political soap box
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:23 am
Haar, I appreciate your kind words. You get it. While we disagree on many points, you provide support for your positions and we can discuss topics in a respectful manner. That is all I ask of anyone but when attacked I tend to respond. I hope he's done.
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:21 am
Sean, I haven't yet checked out this "bulgy challenge". It sounds a little suspicious to me. I'm not sure I want to see your "bulgy". Why are you pushing this thing like a used car salesman?
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:20 am
Canuck, I don't quit when you call me a "racist" as your way of giving up arguing with me. Like I said elsewhere, I provide support and facts to back up my positions. You just use ignorant, unfounded attacks. So, bite me, eh.
Haarakkon - April 23, 2009, 11:05 am
WTFO, those were well-reasoned counter-points. As noted, you've never slipped in to that mode with our discussions. And that's much appreciated.
Sean - April 23, 2009, 12:45 am
That`s exacty why you should kick his Fox "News" watching a**, by taking the Bulgy challenge.
Canuck - April 23, 2009, 12:34 am
Boy even when you give up arguing with this guy he just keeps going eh.
Sean - April 23, 2009, 12:30 am
Hey, you know who might be a Liberal? Bulgy. That's who. I mean, I once saw him drink Kool Aid. So go take the Bulgy challenge (3 lines max).
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:09 am
There are major problems with both parties. I disagree with certain decisions from both sides. However, the far left that controls the govt right now possess a philosophy that is far different than my own so they get the brunt of my criticizms.
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:07 am
pinko commies, facists, tofu-farting-tree-huggin hippies, Kool-aid guzzlers, etc (ha). Seriously, I try to reserve the liberal term for those who espouse the far-left agenda of socialism and either defend the left blindly or attack the right blindly...
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:04 am
Mr. Haar, I agree that a number of my comment chains have dropped to attacks. I certainly would prefer logical debates (and I get those as well). I try hard not to attack until attacked. Also, not everyone who disagrees with me is a "liberal". They can be
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:02 am
to form, you'll call me another name or distract from the facts. As a final note, I post what I like. Your whining about this being a humor site will not sway any of my actions. You don't like my posters, tough. Go find long-cat and get your giggles.
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:59 pm
Agreement between our countries provide for intelligence sharing. Therefore, intel gathered by our CIA helps defend your freedoms as well as Canadian intel helps defend the US. See this is how a facts-based discussion looks like. However, if you stay true
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:58 pm
As for your a**ertion that the military and the CIA haven't protected Canada, you are again wrong. Through NORAD, US military partner with Canadian forces to protect the N. American continent (mostly with US systems and bases). As for the CIA, Memos of
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:56 pm
disagree with the socialist policies of the President and Congress doesn't make you racist. It's a pathetic defense mechinism being used by liberals and Dems right now. Much like the Reps unfairly used the term "unpatriotic" to quiet dissent after 9-11.
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:54 pm
Canuck, I asked specifically what in any of my posters has been racist. You provided no proof. You just switched tactics to call the passive-aggressive racist. Again, you can't see into my mind or heart so screw you and your a**ertions. Just because you
LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 8:49 am
I LOVE me some Paraguay!!!!
Haarakkon - April 21, 2009, 12:59 am
And truly, what does a Canadian national owe the CIA? If you can give me an answer, I'll concede that Canuck has no valid points. As has also been stated before, Canada and Mexico have one common problem between them.
Haarakkon - April 21, 2009, 12:56 am
Awright, I didn't want to get into it, but far too often I have seen WFTO's arguments denigrate to baseless personal attacks. Generally the phrase "liberal" is a**ociated with someone who doesn't share his viewpoint. Note: I have not been besmirched.
Sean - April 21, 2009, 12:26 am
*forgive the "it's"
Sean - April 21, 2009, 12:26 am
Canuck, dude, yer arguing with members of the only empire in history NOT to collect tribute from it's "colonies", satellites, and protectorate states. And they don't see that as a problem. Go figure.
Canuck - April 21, 2009, 12:07 am
section for a reason. I also noticed it does not say Positive comments only. Maybe i will leave arguing on the internet to those who have the time. I wonder if this site will ever return to what it was before it became a soapbox.
Canuck - April 21, 2009, 12:00 am
Actually a small town in northwestern Ontario. I grew up surrounded by american tourists, all asking silly igloo and dog sled questions. Maybe i wound up a little jaded. I'm not sure what "troll" means for sure but i do know this site has a comments secti
Sean - April 20, 2009, 11:31 pm
Mark, friend ... I AM Canadian. Since when has that not been enough for you? Hmmmm?
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:56 pm
I don't leave the USA unless I have to. Every Canadian I've met has been in uniform and we were supporting them. Maybe that's why they were so pro-American. But go ahead...tell me what points are valid in Canuck's comments. The 1 about it not being funny?
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 10:37 pm
Ever been to Canada? They don't all love us, any more than all Americans love Paraguay. The racist comment was out of line, as WTFO has never made any indication of such leanings. Some of the rest of that post was on the mark, though.
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:27 pm
...has been pro-American. His comment calling WTFO a racist is without any basis whatsoever. I believe that Canuck is just another Timmy Troll.
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:25 pm
I don't think his comments are valid at all. Like I said, I think he's just trolling for a fight. The poster is not arrogant at all. It's truthful and patriotic. His comments are uncalled for and are inciting argument. Every Canadian I've met in person...
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 10:10 pm
I think he's got some valid points, Mark. It's been said that if the national illness of the USA is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. Would it make a difference if he was Slovakian?
Mark - April 20, 2009, 9:48 pm
After reading through all of these comments, it seems to me that Canuck is cut from the same "Timmy Cloth" as Dr. Rank and Neerow. I think he's nothing more than a trolling a** wipe. I doubt that he's Canadian. I'll bet he's in g** Commune in California.
Canuck - April 20, 2009, 5:45 pm
The caption says "brought to you" not brought to americans. The poster is fine the caption is the problem. Am i wrong in thinking this is a humor site! and therefore the posters should at least be an attempt at humor?
LogicDude - April 20, 2009, 4:41 pm
...did you maybe misinterpret the meaning and then get into it with WTFO? Or were you just spoilin' for a tussle with him? Just asking!!!
LogicDude - April 20, 2009, 4:39 pm
Ummmm, yeah. Canuck? Why are you even concerned with commenting about how free Americans are or aren't? The poster is clearly aimed at the US and doesn't imply that anyone else (like Canada) owes their freedom to us. Just wonderin' why you stepped in...
Canuck - April 20, 2009, 3:54 pm
Many of your posters have a basis in racism even if it is passive aggressive racism. I am not from Quebec.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 3:33 am
On a more serious note, Parti Quebecois is more than welcome to take a long walk off a short pier, preferably at Greater Slave Lake right before a freeze.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 3:27 am
Oh, it's not going to be a military invasion, per se. They're sending over thought-control beams from their CBC affiliates. See what happened in Detroit and Buffalo?
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 3:17 am
from the North border. I'm not worried. Most Canadians are great and those who subscribe to the Quebec style of thought are too pathetic and weak to be of any real danger.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 3:15 am
Too funny. Like I've said, I've worked with great folks from Canada through NORAD type a**ignments. I just don't like this prick and his accusations and personal attacks. I used the same joke on a former boss of mine who was from Alaska. As for a threat
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 1:54 am
So I like the joke *looks around nervously*, but since 80% of the populace is within 100 miles of the border, I am ever cognizant of the threat of invasion as well. Google Canadian World Domination to see the plans.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 1:45 am
Ouch! It's ironic for me, because several Iditarod contenders train within 60 miles of me, including a 3 or 4 time champion. And yes, I'm in the States, but not too far off the border. I've found there's a lot to like about our neighbors to the North.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 1:30 am
Now, for Haar, I'll inject some levity. Do you know why they don't teach *** education and driver's education on the same day in Canuck's home town? ... It's too rough on the sled dogs.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:32 am
racism knows that I don't give a d*** what color someone's skin is. You (and several others) have once again proven a quote by Peter Brimelow, "the modern definition of a 'racist' is someone winning an argument with a liberal". So, f*** OFF MOTHER f***ER!
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:30 am
resort to the dumbass liberal standby, by trying to label me a racist. I don't back down from bull**** like that. You can take your accusation and stuff it up your socialist a** you low-life Quebec faggot. Anyone who has seen my comments on the topic of
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:28 am
While I appreciate your attempt at levity, Haar, there needs to be something else pointed out. This canadian piece of **** called me a racist. You have obviously lost the debate due to your lack of facts or support for you ignorant positions so you had to
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 11:41 pm
Heh. Yeah, I'd figure as much, especially with the playoffs. Just trying to interject some levity.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 3:20 pm
If i had that kind of career i would be too busy nailing hockey s**ts to check out these posters.
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 1:39 pm
Oh. I thought you were playing for Vancouver.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 1:37 pm
Im a canadian you idiots i owe nothing to your goverment and have far more freedom than any american. If you feel singled out wtfo maybe its because of all the racist and hateful crap you post. Why not use wit instead of inflammatory nonsense?
Passer By - April 19, 2009, 9:03 am
You Canuck are the one who started out making a brainless comment. Keep your opinions up there in the north country and quit stinking up the place down here in a country that's free.
HtD - April 19, 2009, 3:25 am
Like you, he gains sustenance from talking about politics. Instead of eating a sammich, a conversation about the social policies of Obama will hit the spot.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:14 am
Finally, why does it seem that you are seeking out my posters for you ignorance and attacks? Do you have a crush? Are you lonely and need of attention? I suggest you buy a dog, I'm spoken for.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:12 am
sent us to Iraq where we could eliminate a dictator who was a danger to his neighbors, Israel, the US and his own people. Don't talk about bravery since you obviously have no idea what it means. Risking you life to bring freedom to others is brave.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:11 am
since the 1970s. Our enemies cross into several countries. We were attacked on 9-11, but the liberal lie is that our war is only with Al Qaida. They are one of many threats to this nation and the world. Pres Bush was smart enough to realize that fact and
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:08 am
enjoy. If you live in the US, then your freedom was absolutely provided to you by the govt, military and the CIA. If you are too ignorant to realize that fact then there is no hope for you. As far as the war, radical Islam has been at war with the US
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:05 am
I'd love to know who made you the motifake humor judge, Canuck. I also see no arrogance in this poster, I see appreciation, patriotism and respect for those who understand that the freedom we enjoy in the US is earned by a small few for all of us to
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 8:03 pm
By the way passer by you are so witty, could you keep making brainless comments without making an actual point. That sorta thing always makes me chuckle. Maybe you could explain how this poster is not arrogant and is funny? Its not a demotivational poster
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 7:59 pm
Be proud to be sentient, proud to be intelligent or proud to pass on a willingness to accept others. Race and Nationality are not things you earned they were given to you. You cant be proud of something you did not earn.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 7:56 pm
My freedom was not in any way provided by the American Gov't or the C I A. Need I remind you that fighting a war YOU started does not make you brave. But ending it would. Its because of this kind of angry pride that your kids grow up to hate for no reason
Passer By - April 18, 2009, 11:00 am
Yes you are Canuck.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 10:46 am
Wow arrogant! and not funny!
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 10:02 am
Trying to answer you is a waste of time Timmy, you wouldn't understand.
barockeva - February 4, 2009, 8:32 am
Truth hurts, don't it? :P
WTFO - January 22, 2009, 10:50 pm
Blah, blah, blah, Timmy.
barockeva - January 22, 2009, 4:25 pm
If the military and the CIA are bringing us freedom, why do they keep letting the government pass laws that restrict it?


AMERICAN DOLLARS - It only took two ...


TAGS: american dollar soldier arab boy war
Rating: 2.53/5

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Wazzo - June 26, 2009, 3:24 pm
Daft soldier spelling ftw. The 'then' should be 'than' if anyone noticed, or even cared.
LOLOLOL - June 25, 2009, 9:55 pm
ur only 2% likely to die in Iraq as a U.s soldier... Iraq is just frequently slandered my the media... Just like how some ppl on the internet slander other cultures, races, etc. (and boy there are SOME CHARACTERS on the web) :P
guest - June 25, 2009, 6:52 pm
well no.. your safer with a *corpse* then Iraq.


GIVE UP - The harder you try, the dumber you look.


TAGS: piano man soldier dumb
Rating: 3.6/5

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Mongo - May 29, 2010, 4:06 pm
And to play concert piano for the critters.....does he lug this around with him?
Ed-Hyde - May 28, 2010, 12:16 pm
Little known fact about this image. The gentleman playing the piano was a concert pianist for a symphony orchestra. He was acclaimed near and far for his Virtuoso, particularly with his interpretation of the classics. He left that to serve his country.


GERMANS - Such big babies about that whole war thing.




MILITARY RULE #13 - Tracer rounds work in both directions!


TAGS: military america usa soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.39/5

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WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:39 am
How about (since I'm Air Force) we call in an air strike with GPS munitions instead?
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:38 am
Good point. Definitely more noticable at night than the day but an excellent observation.
spencer - August 14, 2009, 2:55 pm
dont mean to argu with the rules. but doesn't firing the gun alone give away your position. it is a big flash.
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 10:55 pm
Valid point. Just hope he doesn't have friends.
ranger - June 13, 2009, 10:09 pm
only if you're still alive after the first round


HAPPY ENDINGS - I don't think the story behind this picture has one... not for the bearded guy, anyway.




Sense -


TAGS: beach anime manga girl war soldiers
Rating: 2.85/5

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EMOagainstALLoddsXD - November 28, 2012, 10:13 pm
Those look like German helmets mroe than they do American ones.
usaf1995 - June 6, 2010, 9:34 pm
Now this could me getting WHAY far into detail BUT: Anime is Japanese right? So if those infantry are landing in say...Iwo Jima she could be coming home! never looked at that in that perspective huh?
Mandy - June 28, 2009, 10:13 pm
It's Anime, when does it ever make sense?
Justy - January 5, 2009, 2:17 pm
Yes, it does. Just imagine the pleasant breeze! What a pity it smells of blood, gunpowder and guts.


Respect -


TAGS: soldiers martyrs heroes credit hammy
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - June 19, 2013, 8:14 pm

this belongs on motitwist
forseti - June 19, 2013, 1:31 am
impressive picture!
lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 12:42 am

5LLLLL, Hammy!~


WAR IS SWEET TO THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW IT. --DESIDERIUS ERASMUS -


TAGS: soldier war grief
Rating: 4.89/5

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Reality Lord - December 9, 2012, 8:44 pm

nice


WAR IN PEACE -


TAGS: war peace soldier children
Rating: 4.19/5

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Chrysophase2003 - August 28, 2012, 5:55 pm
The problem is that killing an enemy nation's soldiers does not beat it. Killing its will to fight and oppose you does. This requires an overwhelming application of force which modern leaders are loathe to employ.
twill1962 - August 28, 2012, 1:10 pm
War isn't good for anything, except ending: slavery, fascism, Nazism, tyrany, ... An armed man is a citizen, an unarmed man is a subject.


PATRIOTISM VS RELIGION -


TAGS: patriotism religon soldier army military
Rating: 4.13/5

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Greybeard - August 31, 2012, 10:22 pm
Thank you...
forseti - August 31, 2012, 3:16 am
nice one!


Snakes -




LEVITATION - Only in the army.




ALTERNATIVES -




11 NOVEMBER 1918 - "The war that will end war" Ended !


TAGS: ww i armistice flandersfields unknownsoldier
Rating: 4.4/5

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forseti - November 11, 2010, 4:35 am
I guess that's what he wanted to say. 5 depressed warriors
Cubbybear - November 10, 2010, 10:56 pm
Only thing is....it didn't.


REASONS -




THE US ARMY - To Hogwarts!!!


TAGS: soldiers broom fail
Rating: 3.88/5

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doc351 - January 26, 2012, 8:08 am
thats not the army, army doesn't wear eight point covers. thats marines
Wytch - January 26, 2012, 1:38 am
5L
suzieq - January 24, 2012, 8:55 pm
dude this one is hilarious !


BLESSED BE THE LORD MY STRENGTH -


TAGS: soldier creedo military
Rating: 3.68/5

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5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 2:24 pm
I don't see how the Misfits reference (helmet) fits into the wording below... please explain
Reality Lord - January 8, 2011, 11:01 am

5 blessed ouchies


US ARMY - They understood that our Constitution and the freedom it guarantees are worth fighting for.




Remembrance -


TAGS: veteran ww2 honours unknown soldier
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - November 12, 2013, 7:29 am
Thanks For Understanding,mao.
GaryO - November 11, 2013, 9:53 pm
Love it when a string of good posters come together. This is one of ‘em.
Silverheart - November 11, 2013, 8:22 pm

That's any touch screen, including tablets, for me
maoworks2 - November 11, 2013, 5:36 pm
My ipad is hard to type. On
maoworks2 - November 11, 2013, 5:33 pm
Mistake sorry.
maoworks2 - November 11, 2013, 5:31 pm
welll said 5L
maoworks2 - November 11, 2013, 5:31 pm
welll said 5L
maoworks2 - November 11, 2013, 5:31 pm
welll said 5L


THE WAY HOME -




THE IDENTITY CRISIS -




TRAGEDY OF THE COMMONS -




DEATH -




BILLY DONT BE A HERO -




SUICIDE -


TAGS: imagine all the soldiers living life in peace
Rating: 4.13/5

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NZSarge - August 26, 2011, 8:09 am
:)Where the hell did you find that ph**o? It was taken at the Classic Fighters Airshow at Omaka,near Blenheim in New Zealand in 2005, where I live. I built the hedghog in the background! Check out youtube for some excellent footage of the show.
forseti - July 4, 2010, 7:55 pm
ROFL! great pic, fantastic comments. Auch von mir fünf Löwen! ;)
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:41 am
If you're like me, you drink beer in the shower, and blame Yoko Ono for not breaking up the Beatles soon enough. OK. You're not, and so you don't. But that just makes you a flaming communist in my book, mister and/or mis*****!
mauser98k - December 31, 2009, 11:33 pm
that's just plain funny
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 1:29 pm
I have to admit, I only know a little greman, I used a translator on the last one. :)
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 1:29 pm
Die Hölle, die Sie sagen! Ha h
LogicDude - December 30, 2009, 1:18 pm
RAUS MIT EUCH!!! JETZT!
Bartimaeus - December 30, 2009, 11:43 am
German, its the language of "Get the f*** off my lawn!" lol 5/5
Fatt Matt - December 30, 2009, 10:37 am
I don't know what those guys said, but this is hilarious!!
LogicDude - December 30, 2009, 6:26 am
Ja das macht viel Spass! 5 Lowen!
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 8:58 pm
Ja das est gut! Ja! Funf Uber panzers!
GreyScorpion - December 29, 2009, 8:49 pm
too many puns for this buzz. 5 side cars


ECONOMY CLASS - "NEXT TIME, I'M PAYING FOR FIRST CLASS"


TAGS: missle launcher soldiers
Rating: 3.35/5


PIMP DOWN!! - Call Nie WA Wa! Call Nie WA WA!! SOMEBODY CALL THE AUTHORITRAYS!!




BREAK THE MOLD -


TAGS: noob day toy soldiers
Rating: 4.89/5

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GreyScorpion - August 10, 2010, 7:07 pm
solid gold 5L


TEAMWORK - Teamwork is essential. It gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.


TAGS: war soldiers target team
Rating: 4.56/5

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djrcreative - January 29, 2012, 12:20 am
That's what I thought when posting mine, but...some less than others. :/ LOL!
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 9:00 pm
I have a great one cooking on the military, it's going to ba a smash :)
djrcreative - January 27, 2012, 8:30 pm
No, it's cool! Took me a bit to get this one, though. Let someone else get sh**, or take a 1L to the knee (from the "Unobomber" apparently in our midst.) Plus, the military deserves more recognition, and from others besides Airman. ;)
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:29 pm
I confess...please don't shoot
djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 11:09 am
Has my military series inspired a running theme? ;) If so, I'm glad, unless people "shoot down" our posters...


DEATH - He smiles at us all, all we can do is smile back.




IT WAS RIGHT HERE AND BROWN -




PACIFISM -


TAGS: soldier girl
Rating: 4.17/5

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TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 7:36 pm
A complaint is not de-motivational, it's just a complaint. The politifakers had an agenda and were using motifake to promote it. A more relevant issue than what?
CANADA - March 26, 2010, 7:33 pm
I would say a political poster about a poorly chosen elected official carries a more relevant issue and is also very demotivating. but those weren't exempt
TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 7:31 pm
I also focused that humor comment on politifakes, which were neither de-motivational or funny. I personally don't miss the politifakes or the flame wars they spawned.
TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 7:29 pm
This is a true Motifake. An actual de-motivational poster. Exempt from the humor standards.
CANADA - March 26, 2010, 7:28 pm
...worthy?
CANADA - March 26, 2010, 7:28 pm
TTH, I don't want to piss you off or anything but you were the one who always said that this site was for humor, whenever a poster wasn't about humor you often began to tear them a new one. where is the humor in this poster? if it's not humorous is it 5L
TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 6:34 pm
My thoughts exactly!
Jmac0585 - March 26, 2010, 6:33 pm
Very true. That's why I asked for a list of who voted for what on each poster, so you'd have to own it anytime you bombed someone.
TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 6:22 pm
There are posters (not mine) on this site that would be perfect fives with dozens of votes otherwise. These creators who vote down posters to manipulate the top five should be dragged out in the street and.... this is the wrong poster for those thoughts.
Jmac0585 - March 26, 2010, 6:15 pm
It has nothing to do with them not liking the poster. They are Ace-holes with a personal vendetta. No matter what you do, they will bomb your poster, no matter how funny, witty or full of win it is.
TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 5:27 pm
Thanks guys and Jmac you may be right but it still irks me that they lack the maturity to comment. FattMatt i just need to say....TRUFFLE SHUFFLE! TRUFFLE SHUFFLE! FTW!
Jmac0585 - March 26, 2010, 5:21 pm
TTH, that is how you know you are making a point. Some lackey goes and drops an ace on you. Anonymous cowards... 5 from me, though.
Jmac0585 - March 26, 2010, 5:19 pm
Gamdhi never taught a kindergarten class. Children can be the meanest creatures on the planet.
Fatt Matt - March 26, 2010, 5:19 pm
5 from me. Looks like a Banksy graffiti??
TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 5:10 pm
Thanks Airman. I need all the help I can get today.
Airman - March 26, 2010, 5:04 pm
cool pic. sorry, I had to 5bomb it
TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 4:43 pm
Thanks FP. To whoever is bombing me today would you please grow up and be a man instead of a spineless p****? The least you could do is have the balls to leave a comment explaining why... unless you have no valid reason, and are simply jealous.
Faceplant31 - March 26, 2010, 4:31 pm
Nice! 5L


ALWAYS AND FOREVER -


TAGS: thank you soldier
Rating: 3.96/5

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IOHO! - October 4, 2009, 4:53 pm
I accidentally hit a 1 Golden Poodle Ron...it should have been 5!
Marty - September 20, 2009, 12:37 pm
Ha ha. Hilarious. Way to exploit the ultimate sacrifice for our country for a crappy attempt at humor. Douchebag.
RONSART - July 21, 2009, 7:46 pm
lol...you owe me a lion...lol thax Mr. BoneCD. Always appreciate your Hi votes...lol
BoneCD - July 21, 2009, 7:14 pm
I accidentally hit a 4 Golden Poodle Ron...it should have been 5!


CHARGE ! -


TAGS: military strategy battle soldiers cavalry
Rating: 3.85/5

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agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 1:03 am
Recently lost the battle of the bulge.
Sean - May 16, 2010, 12:54 am
I suspect that these dudes believe that the enemy can be found at the nearest Ben and Jerry's.


MINEFIELD DUTY - Someone's just been excused




It Happened In Kandahar -


TAGS: military soldier army kia respect
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 9, 2013, 11:04 pm
Thank you for the kind words and the excellent ratings. :)
MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 5:12 pm
And there is any wonder as to why you were missed around here? A 5L indeed!
Greybeard - August 9, 2013, 7:46 am
Thank you. Its a very powerful ph**o...
rerun - August 9, 2013, 7:09 am

This is the 1st poster I see upon arrival this morning. The bar for today has already been set & it is quite high. Excellent poster


Full Metal Jacket -




Veteran Aryan -


TAGS: german soldier kitten horrible pun
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 12, 2014, 11:21 pm
Great play on words. :)
Greeny - August 12, 2014, 9:16 pm
*groan* good'n


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